Wrong Answers Only: 70 questions to ask (the full list)
Every good round of “wrong answers only” starts with the right question. Below is a categorized, searchable list of prompts for group chats, party games, and comment threads — plus a button to send any of them straight to an AI that answers with total confidence and no competence whatsoever.
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Work & Career
Questions to ask when your career needs a confident push in the wrong direction.
- How do I impress my new boss?
- How do I negotiate a raise?
- What should I put at the top of my resume?
- How do I explain a two-year gap in my work history?
- What's the best way to quit a job?
- How should I handle a coworker who takes credit for my work?
- What should I say in a performance review?
- How do I run a meeting nobody wants to attend?
- What's a good icebreaker for the first day at a new job?
- How do I ask for time off during the busiest week of the year?
Money & Investing
Financial questions for people who enjoy suspense in their bank statements.
- What's the fastest way to become wealthy?
- How should I invest my first $1,000?
- What's the smartest way to use a credit card?
- How do I build an emergency fund?
- Should I buy or rent?
- How do I split the bill with friends fairly?
- What's a good strategy for paying off debt?
- How much should I tip?
- How do I save money on groceries?
- What's the best way to file my taxes?
Dating & Relationships
Romance questions guaranteed to shorten any relationship timeline.
- What should I wear on a first date?
- How should I apologize to my spouse?
- What's a good opening message on a dating app?
- How do I meet my partner's parents for the first time?
- What should I get my partner for our anniversary?
- How do I tell someone I'm not interested?
- What's a romantic date idea on a budget?
- How do I bring up moving in together?
- What should I write in a wedding toast?
- How do I win an argument with my partner?
Everyday Life
Daily decisions, handled with total conviction and zero competence.
- How can I become more productive?
- How do I get better sleep?
- What's the best morning routine?
- How do I stop procrastinating?
- How do I organize a small apartment?
- What's the best way to do laundry?
- How do I make friends as an adult?
- How should I decorate my first place?
- What's the right way to pack a suitcase?
- How do I plan a road trip?
Cooking & Food
Kitchen questions with answers no restaurant would survive.
- How do I cook the perfect steak?
- What's the secret to great pasta?
- How do I host a dinner party?
- What should I make for someone I'm trying to impress?
- How do I meal prep for the week?
- What's the best way to season a cast iron pan?
- How do I salvage a dish I over-salted?
- What's a good breakfast for energy?
- How do I bake bread at home?
- What should I bring to a potluck?
Tech & Internet
Support questions that would get you removed from any help desk.
- How do I pick a strong password?
- What's the best way to back up my files?
- How do I speed up a slow laptop?
- How do I grow a social media following?
- What should I do about a full phone storage?
- How do I stop getting so many notifications?
- What's the best way to learn to code?
- How do I write a professional email?
- How do I go viral?
- What should I name my startup?
Party Game Prompts
Best-of questions to ask a group when you want the worst possible answers.
- How do you survive in the wilderness with only a spoon?
- What's the best way to train a cat?
- How do you win a staring contest with a goose?
- How should you introduce yourself to a new neighbor?
- What's the correct way to end a phone call?
- How do you get out of a speeding ticket?
- What's the best way to babysit a toddler?
- How do you assemble furniture without instructions?
- How do you sneak a large houseplant onto a plane?
- What's the polite way to leave a party early?
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